Rating Band Names

 You get the idea based on the title. Let's get into it.

21 Pilots: I find it hard to believe that this specific number of pilots is strictly necessary. If there are too many pilots they'll only crowd the cockpit. 2/10. That's just a basic lack of planning.

Maroon 5: There? Are more???? Than five of them???????????? None of them???? Are any particular shade of red???????????? 3/10

Taylor Swift: If she were so swift, she would make music faster. When do the lies end, Taylor? When do they end? 1/10

N-Sync: Do you think you're funny? N-sync? In sync? In sync with what? A lazy singing style? 3/10

Foster the People: I'm certain you don't have enough influence or money to do that. Also, you shoot people? Is that right? You're most popular song is about shooting people? 4/10 but only because the song was good when I was 14 and depressed.

The Chainsmokers: I hate you and all that you do. You don't deserve that name, it's too edgy for your little trashy pop band of white men. You ruined Halsey, you ruined Coldplay (even if it was only temporary) and it infuriates me that your songs are so popular. 0. There won't be an /10 because you don't deserve it.

Lana Del Rey: That's not even your real name. I'll let it slide because I feel like you're living your best life. 8/10

Coldplay: You aren't even close to cold. When I want cold music, I want it to chill me to the bone, I want to feel real and genuine terror that stops my heart cold. You are moderately lukewarm. 5/10

Nickelback: I think it's sad that you included your net worth in your band name. I'm also mad that you were the main show at the North Dakota state fair during the July of 2018. They had Pop Evil open. We could have had a Pop Evil concert. How dare you. 1/10

Pop Evil: This name sounds like a cave man expressing an opinion. You get a pass because that's hilarious and I find great joy in it every time I think about it. 7/10

Imagine Dragons: I will. Thank you. 7/10

The Lumineers: Not much to say. Their album covers are always so dark though. There's never a single light color. I dunno that seems like lying to me. 4/10

Breaking Benjamin: I find no reason to. He's been dead for what, 300 years? 2/10

AJR: Short, concise. Doesn't waste your time. I like it. 8/10

Panic! at the Disco: This man looks like he has never had a panic attack in his life ever. He had the confidence to write a full album about his wife like 8 years before they got married. Does that sound like someone who has panic attacks or goes to the disco? Is disco still alive? 3/10

Halsey: That's just a mishmash of your first and last names. 3/10

Hozier: That's just one of your last names. 3/10

Fall Out Boy:

 

Feel free to send in band names for me to rate. Have a wonderful existence while you can. Eventually, you won't be able to.