The Weather is Making My Whole Being Hurt :/

Currently, the weather has decided to do a thing where it sleets and freezes. You know this. What you don't know is that it's probably a conspiracy. The government blah blah blah, the illuminati yada yada yada, the chem-trails are turning the frogs gay. That kind of thing. The newest conspiracy is that the moon is really a government construct meant to fool us into thinking that aliens aren't real. It's called "Project-Phase" and nobody is supposed to talk about it, but the FBI agent that periodically moniters my activity let it slip while subduing the member of the Sheriff's secret police was done telling me that Alex Jones was just a puppet set up by the government. He thinks he's telling the truth on some deep level, but he's really there for misdirection. Except that time he screamed, "What is Venezuela." Venezuela isn't real. Have you ever been there? I rest my case.

So I guess that's whats happening in my brain right now. Lets just kind of push that into the incinerator and talk about the ground. What is the purpose of the ground? (now that I think about it I'm really freaked out because what is the purpose of the ground? Is it for plants? Is it to keep us from becoming a part of the Earth's insides? If I could ask God one question that would probably be it.) When you think about how the ground is pushing against you, realize that you are also pushing against the ground. You are being lifted up by the one you are pushing down. Think about that.

What about air? Have you seen air? No, you haven't. The molecules are a certain space apart, and that space happens to be one that doesn't exist to your mortal eyes! That's pretty neat! Do you know that as you approach the atmosphere, the molecules get farther apart, and hypoxia can set in in humans very quickly, and boi is that quite a drug.

The sun may or may not be watching you. It does not listen to the government. The sun wishes it's best, and wants you to be successful. You could say its rooting for you, but then you would be wrong because the sun is hot and you can't very well root anything on the sun. The sun will not be your friend, and is one of the major reasons you exist. If you're religious, it helped your deity create the universe. If you're not religious, what will you do?. How do you live your life? What is the purpose of life? What do you do with the information, the knowing that everything in life is essentially pointless and will never actually influence universal outcomes? All in all, that seems like an unpleasant experience.

Is Dr. Seuss actually a doctor? What does he have a degree in? Agnostics, this one is on you. If he is actually a doctor, he was very good at hiding his medical practices. Maybe he was a child psychologist. Really adds a layer of horror to, "One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish." Maybe all of his books were just thought experiments on children.

I think now is the time to stop this blog post. Hope you enjoy whatever it is you do.